More things that make you go hmmm

Stupid questions from

Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

Why are Softballs hard?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?


Muses from the front range of the Rocky Mountains

Posted in Life, Stupidity
11 comments on “More things that make you go hmmm
  1. says:

    if blind people are not born blind, they can still can visualize things in their dreams. Balls whether they are soft or hard have to be hard enough to be kicked around, except our two ‘little balls’ between our legs.

  2. Rick says:

    Why does Goofy wear clothes and walk upright when Pluto doesn’t wear clothes and walks on all fours?

  3. I DON’T GET GRAPENUTS!!! I HATE that cereal I don’t know WHY they called it that!!!

  4. I LOVE IT! 😀 Keep these coming…Even More Things That Make You Go Hmmm… I’ll be waiting!

  5. The time/bathroom one made me laugh out loud! Thanks I needed this today 🙂

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