All I need to know about life I learned from Santa

From http://www.kraftmstr.com/christmas/humor/need2kno.html

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Encourage people to believe in you

Always remember who is naughty and who is nice

Don’t pout

It’s as much fun to give as it is to receive

Some days it’s ok to feel a little chubby

Make your presents know

Always ask for a little more than what you really want.

Bright red can make anyone look good.

Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how many pounds you gained.

If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you’re very important.

Whenever you are at a loss for words say: “HO HO HO!”

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5 comments on “All I need to know about life I learned from Santa
  1. JasmineKyleSings says:

    Encourage people to believe in you & Wide Belt!!!
    Love IT!!!

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