Encourage people to believe in you
Always remember who is naughty and who is nice
It’s as much fun to give as it is to receive
Some days it’s ok to feel a little chubby
Make your presents know
Always ask for a little more than what you really want.
Bright red can make anyone look good.
Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how many pounds you gained.
If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you’re very important.
Whenever you are at a loss for words say: “HO HO HO!”