From http://www.kraftmstr.com/christmas/humor/need2kno.html
Encourage people to believe in you
Always remember who is naughty and who is nice
Don’t pout
It’s as much fun to give as it is to receive
Some days it’s ok to feel a little chubby
Make your presents know
Always ask for a little more than what you really want.
Bright red can make anyone look good.
Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how many pounds you gained.
If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you’re very important.
Whenever you are at a loss for words say: “HO HO HO!”
Muses from the front range of the Rocky Mountains
FrontRangeScribbles 
Encourage people to believe in you & Wide Belt!!!
Love IT!!!
I’m changing out all of my belts to wide ones now
LOL I will be to but for skinnier ones… I have to go on a diet 😦 Poor me!!!
Diet. That word is not in my vocabulary.
LOL apparently not in mine either!!!