Letter to Santa

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Santa, Santa this year please be kind
I promise I didn’t pinch that woman’s behind.
This year I tried very hard to be good
I can’t help if my intentions may have been misunderstood.
I didn’t cut that old lady off and give her the bird
That is just a story someone made up that you heard.
Ok I may have said something that might have been unkind
But that boy had more piercings than I have hair on my behind.
I tried to help my fellow person in need
But I swear I didn’t know the brownies were laced with weed.
Yes the punch this summer at the church social had some whiskey
But look how happy Ms Jones was, why she was even a little frisky.
So Santa please don’t add me to the naughty list
I know you want to add my name but please resist.
I would like to break this streak of consecutive years of getting coal
In 2013 being a better person and father will be my ultimate goal.
I don’t ask for much, just peace on earth good will towards men
Or if that is to hard how about billions and billions of yen.

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9 comments on “Letter to Santa
  1. JasmineKyleSings says:

    Your SOOOOOOOO GETTIN COAL!!!!!

  2. The Hook says:

    I hope you get everything you want this year!

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