Santa, Santa this year please be kind
I promise I didn’t pinch that woman’s behind.
This year I tried very hard to be good
I can’t help if my intentions may have been misunderstood.
I didn’t cut that old lady off and give her the bird
That is just a story someone made up that you heard.
Ok I may have said something that might have been unkind
But that boy had more piercings than I have hair on my behind.
I tried to help my fellow person in need
But I swear I didn’t know the brownies were laced with weed.
Yes the punch this summer at the church social had some whiskey
But look how happy Ms Jones was, why she was even a little frisky.
So Santa please don’t add me to the naughty list
I know you want to add my name but please resist.
I would like to break this streak of consecutive years of getting coal
In 2013 being a better person and father will be my ultimate goal.
I don’t ask for much, just peace on earth good will towards men
Or if that is to hard how about billions and billions of yen.
Muses from the front range of the Rocky Mountains
FrontRangeScribbles 
Your SOOOOOOOO GETTIN COAL!!!!!
I still have a few days left to beg and whine if need be.
Well you are charming… you may just make it… It so happens I have Santa’s phone number so if you show you can change I MAY be able to put in a call for you…
I will try to change to the best of my limited abilities.
Well I will give it a try I don’t think it’s to late!!!
You are to kind.
I hope you get everything you want this year!
Just time with my boys will be the best gift.
Well said.