Questions that make you go hmmm?

Questions to ponder from

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?

Muses from the front range of the Rocky Mountains

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5 comments on “Questions that make you go hmmm?
  1. I LOVE THIS! HA HA! 😀 Here’s one of my favorites-Why do they have braille on Drive Through ATMs?

  2. Rick says:

    The IHOP one is great.

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