It’s the Monday after cyber Monday, and if you still are looking for that perfect gift for the man in your life. Look no more, get the man in your life the smell of bacon, bacon shaving cream. Now who wouldn’t be attracted to a guy that smells like he rubbed half of his Denny’s Grand Slam breakfast on his face. J&D Foods has created this bacon scented shaving cream, but you must act fast because apparently they only produced 2500 jars.
Combine the bacon shaving cream with the bacon perfume for yourself, a can of bacon air for the bedroom room, and you will have a combination that will make any PETA supporter go in a rage. The bacon “craze” is on the ridiculous side. There is available for purchase bacon soap, bacon flavored mints, bacon floss, and bacon frosting. I had no clue there are that many bacon related products. Heck there are enough items that just about every aspect of your day could involve bacon.
According to the Baconcyclopedia, yes there is one, “It is the most revered, the most loved, the most desired and most delicious of all the meats. It is one of the oldest meats dating back to 1500 BC.”
Give bacon the respect it deserves, slap on a couple of strips of bacon to your clothing, and take on the day with new confidence.
Muses from the front range of the Rocky Mountains
TO paraphrase Dodgeball “I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.” I like bacon, buuuuuuutttt…
Dodgeball, funny movie. Yeah I think the bacon stuff has gotten a little extreme., but to each their own.
We don’t even eat real bacon at our house, just the turkey stuff. It’s not the same, but a lot healthier. Either way, I do not desire to smell like or taste bacon when I’m not actually making it.
The times I have bacon, it’s got to be the real thing. The unhealthy real deal.
I like bacon, but bacon lip balm….yuk….and I don’t like the smell of the house after cooking. So can’t imagine adding the smell of bacon to anything!
I agree about the smell, it is very strong. The lip balm I would pass on it also.
I love the his and hers dental floss!!! HILARIOUS!
Yep now you don’t have to share
Yes he can use his bacon flavored floss to remove the bacon stuck in his teeth. UTOPIA HERE WE COME!!!
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